|Director||Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris|
|Technical Specifications||colour - format unknown|
Call my name, here I come.|
90 to nothing, watch me run.
I am ashamed to say.
Ugly girls know their fate.
Anybody can get laid.
You want a room with a fire escape.
I want to tell you how much I hate this.
Don't leave that stuff all over me. It pains me.
Please just leave it.
I should toss that vanity license plate.
Toss that make-up painted face.
Box those poems, chocolate cake.
Scratch that name on the record player.