> "When you can't seem to find
> the baseball that's been signed,
> that's on eBay!
>
> A new toy you can wind,
> a men's suit that's SILK-LINED
> that's on eBay!
>
> Phones that ring, organizer thing,
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>
> Buy today and it's on its way!
> Other users say you will feel okay!
> That's on eBay!"
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