What a fitting plotline: Happy Jack fixes up a Hummer plywood prototype, checks the racecourse with a map,and then cheats to win!
Moral of our story: start the kids young on the path to stolen contests---A classic Right Wing tale of redemption.

: It must've been the 'why-didn't-i-think-of-that' coolness of the ad, And 'Happy Jack' by The Who kicked it up a friggin notch!
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: Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
: He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
: The kids would all sing. He would take the wrong key
: So they rode on his head in their furry donkey.
> The kids couldn't hurt Jack.
: They tried and tried and tried.
: They dropped things on his back
: And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied,
> But they couldn't stop Jack or the water's lapping
: And they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy
> But they couldn't stop Jack or the water's lapping
: And they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy.
> The kids couldn't hurt Jack.
: They tried and tried and tried.
: They dropped things on his back
: And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied,
> But they couldn't stop Jack or the water's lapping
: And they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy.