| Director | Simon Dennis |
| Director of Photography | Scott Ward |
| Country | UK |
| Full Story | The target of a murder plot fakes his own death Not even Scotland Yard could solve this caper. No stone is left unturned when a femme fatale conspires to bump off a cognizant chap. Salvation depends on a bottle of Heinz, a feigned death, and a hatchetman's intelligence quotient. |
| Notes | music/composer: Keith McDougall. Cast: Tony McCann, Niall Fulton, Paul Cunningham, Joan Ferguson, Mary Goonan. RTS 1998: Best Scottish Short & Best British Short |
| Runtime | 16:03 |
| Sound Mix | Stereo |
| Technical Specifications | colour - format unknown |