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Posted by eeks! on 21 years ago
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> : THE BACK OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN HAND
i only remember this because theres a joke... a str8 guy walks into a gay bar and he wants a beer... he asks the bartender for one, then the bar tender responds... whats the name of your penis?... the str8 guy... WHAT?! i dont gotta name for it... then you cannot have a beer if you dont gotta name for it.. se that guy his penis name is nike 'just do it' and that guy over there name'd his miller lite because it ' tastes great, less filling... and the small little white guy named his wendy's, 'where's the beef?' and i named mine m&m because it ' melts in your mouth, not in your hands'... so the str8 guy thought about it for a sec... then he finnal said... ok mines secret because ' its strong enough for a man but made for a woman'..... secret is lady's speed stick....