After more than a few requests from our dedicated readership to provide us with the name (and/or contact numbers/marriage proposal parameters) for the Mercury Spokeswoman, we have hit paydirt with a couple of tips from sharp Shots’ fans: The woman of our desires is Jill Wagner, a former cast member of the awful Ashton Kutcher MTV joint, “Punk’d” and was also the subject of a slutted-up Maxim spread, available at their website. I like her better in the Mariner or Montego, personally, but I’m old school, as you know.