Single 6 months yesterday
Thought I oughta celebrate
So I went down to grab a couple beers
I got so drunk I ripped my pants
I asked the bouncer for a dance
I thanked him as he threw me out
I woke up at a Waffle House
With a shiner and a wild brunette
She don’t know my real name yet
Well no I aint over you
But I’m doing my best
Every day and every night
Hanging on by a thread
That’s stretched just a little too tight
If I cant find some peace of mind
I’ll take what I can get
I aint doing much good
But I’m doing my best
I decided Id get smart
And have a long talk with my heart
At some quiet spot outside of town
So I took my best friends Pontiac
I drove it like a maniac
Right into the reservoir
I guess we aint best friends no more
Just my luck a cop came by
Who I beat up in junior high
He said I better have a good excuse
I said I’m doing my best

--If anyone knows what this song is called, could you please let me know..and if you know who sings it, that would be awesome too. Thanks!