I put on the captions on the television and this is how it really goes: . . . When you can't seem to find a baseball thats been signed, thats on ebay. A new toy you can wind, a new suit thats silk-lined, thats on ebay. Phones that ring, organizer things, pearlies on a string, jazz or swing, thats on ebay. Buy today, other users say, you will be okay, thaaats on ebay!

-Anissa