OMFG! its:

"When you can't seem to find
> the baseball that's been signed,
> that's on eBay!
>
> A new toy you can wind,
> a men's suit that's silk lined,
> that's on eBay!
>
> Phones that ring, organizer thing,
> Jazz OR swing, nice bling bling...
> that's on eBay!
>
> Buy today and it's on its way!
> Other users say you will feel okay!
> That's on eBay!"