DEAR HILLARY

I'AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND I'AM ONLY NINETEEN YEARS OLD. THINK YOUR THE GREATEST SINGER AND I LIKE YOUR MUSIC. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU BUT I NEVER GOT A REPLY. ARE YOU BUSY MOST OF YOUR TIME? WILL, ANYWAY MY BIRTHDAY IS AUGUST FIRST AND I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD COME TO MY PARTY. I ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SO BEATIFUL AND YOU ARE A VERY TALENTED YOUNG LADY. I ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT GETTING MARRIED TO YOU. MAYBE YOU WILL MARRIE ME SOMEDAY. WILL THIS IS ALL I WRITE. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

LOVE ALWAYS YOUR BIGGEST FAN
MICHAEL.