Shit man, your momma came back to the mall last nite. She was holding a video tape in her hand - 'suck for a buck or watch my movie for ten man' she screamed across the mall. Security was quick to pin her down and steal the tape off her. They played it on the surveilance screens and what a sight - her and you fucking in the garage - are you not worried your pop will see her films? Man I bet he's pissed - ahhh but wait a minute - who was holding the camera - shit it mustv've been poppa!