> Singer: You showed me everything
: Oh, you took me by the hand
> [Bart pushes Homer, on the motorcycle, down the street. Training wheels mounted on the bike keep it from tipping over]
> Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs
: And castles by the sand
> [Bart lets go, and Homer crashes through the fence]
> You gave me the courage
: To spread my newborn wings
: Like Mayonnaise and Marmalade
: And other spreadable things
> [Homer revs the motorcycle engine. Both his pants and his shirt get caught in the chain an chewed up, leaving Homer in his undies]
> So I guess you are my hero
: And there's something you should know
: I want to make it clear,
: So I'm going to sing it slow
> [Bart on his bike, and Homer on the motorcycle, ride side by side down the street. Homer indicates he's ready to go solo, and revs the engine. The motorcycle slips out from under him, flies through the air, and crashes through the roof of a house. The two share a laugh]
> If you weren't a man,
: And my father, too,
: I'd buy you a diamond ring,
: And then I'd marry you.
> [Homer finally gets it right. The camera pans to the sky, and spectral images of Homer and Bart appear on the full moon, smiling]
> -- A father and son moment, 'Take My Wife, Sleaze'