I have the words to the Gatorade "One World" commercial.
"A sport is sport. A foul is a foul. A dunk's a dunk. An out's an out, and that's that. A bat's a bat, even if it's flat. Ten feet on the East side is ten feet on the West side. Football is football, unless it's futbol. A win's a win. A loss is a loss. But no matter what you better come with it or don't come at all, becuase it's 90 feet to first no matter where home is."